The Nerd I Am

audreyisafanofhats:

coffeepeople:

Literally me.

me all the way

(Source: eriksens)

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

(Source: sangenshiki)

(Source: heixyin)

coolstoryhombre:

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cathatgrace:

qwopette:

pricklylegs:

Watermelon slaughter…

It doesn’t matter what kind of blog you have, this won’t make it ugly. Please reblog this and raise awareness of watermelon abuse.

Slaughtermelon

(Source: dreamager)

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